If I can make just one person smile,
Then all that I've done has been worthwhile.
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I will go that extra mile,
To give you a service with a smile.
There's something to cheer each day of the Year,
An anagram, pun, or a rhyme to hear.
Also some wordplay and quaint curios,
You'll find something new that nobody knows.
My aim is to please, entertain and tease,
What comes naturally with relative ease.
It's also about, for me helping you,
Ads for your business, or socially too.
So if you're in need for something inspired, do please get in touch I need to be hired!
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THIS WEBSITE IS MY 'BABY'
My website now is growing,
It's in the foetal stage.
It's just my way of showing,
One day I'll come of age!
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Don't judge a book by its cover or indeed a face, it is the talent to behold from within that is most important. Ben Turpin one of my 'silent' film heroes may look like I sometimes feel but we both share a common goal-to be entertaining!
ANIMAL 'CRACKERS' AND SOME 'NATURAL' CRAFT
WHALE 'WAILS'
There's nothing as bad as the men when they sail,
Who go out to hunt down that lovely big whale.
I hope they will fail with the crime they are plotting,
And end up in jail with THEIR carcasses rotting!
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ONE BILL YOU MUST NOT IGNORE
There's nothing as large as the bill of a pelican,
It can hold quite a lot, much more than its belly can!
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RHINO DIE, NO!
The oldest rhino in the world lived to fifty seven,
Now he's gone and joined the others,
up in rhino heaven!
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A POTTY HIPPO MUST
Harry the happy hippo hippy,
He went down to his fish and chippy!
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DON'T GRIN BUT BEAR IT
Please be aware and try not to stare,
When you see over there, is a Bipolar bear!
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GIRAFFE, A LAUGH?
Don't ever laugh at a giraffe in a scarf,
Could be colder 'up there,' it might catch a draught!
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SNAP DECISION
The Nile crocodile hadn't eaten in a while,
All that it had was a big toothy smile.
Hiding in the water, waiting to feast,
Ready to pounce on that poor Wildebeest!
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THE PIES 'SURPRISE'
The Tribal Chief, he saw me cry,
And wondered why, I would not try,
His home made snake and pygmy pie!
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'BEE LEAF' IS THE KEY FOR YOU AND FOR ME.
You must protect the bees and trees, for this you must believe,
Or mankind will be on its knees, and then we cannot breathe!
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A NUTTY TAIL
Cyril the squirrel lived on the Wirral,
Shared house with a grouse, now they're both spouse scouse!
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UTTER BUTTER NUTTER
I tried to make a butterfly, but it wouldn't stay up in the sky,
I stamped my feet and made a scene,
Next time I'll try the margarine!
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A GOODNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR
My pet armadillo's a quite cheeky fellow,
He sleeps on my bed with his head on a pillow!
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ANIMAL 'CRACKERS' AND SOME 'NATURAL' CRAFT
WHALE 'WAILS'
There's nothing as bad as the men when they sail,
Who go out to hunt down that lovely big whale.
I hope they will fail with the crime they are plotting,
And end up in jail with THEIR carcasses rotting!
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ONE BILL YOU MUST NOT IGNORE
There's nothing as large as the bill of a pelican,
It can hold quite a lot, much more than its belly can!
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RHINO DIE, NO!
The oldest rhino in the world lived to fifty seven,
Now he's gone and joined the others,
up in rhino heaven!
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A POTTY HIPPO MUST
Harry the happy hippo hippy,
He went down to his fish and chippy!
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DON'T GRIN BUT BEAR IT
Please be aware and try not to stare,
When you see over there, is a Bipolar bear!
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GIRAFFE, A LAUGH?
Don't ever laugh at a giraffe in a scarf,
Could be colder 'up there,' it might catch a draught!
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SNAP DECISION
The Nile crocodile hadn't eaten in a while,
All that it had was a big toothy smile.
Hiding in the water, waiting to feast,
Ready to pounce on that poor Wildebeest!
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THE PIES 'SURPRISE'
The Tribal Chief, he saw me cry,
And wondered why, I would not try,
His home made snake and pygmy pie!
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'BEE LEAF' IS THE KEY FOR YOU AND FOR ME.
You must protect the bees and trees, for this you must believe,
Or mankind will be on its knees, and then we cannot breathe!
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A NUTTY TAIL
Cyril the squirrel lived on the Wirral,
Shared house with a grouse, now they're both spouse scouse!
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UTTER BUTTER NUTTER
I tried to make a butterfly, but it wouldn't stay up in the sky,
I stamped my feet and made a scene,
Next time I'll try the margarine!
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A GOODNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR
My pet armadillo's a quite cheeky fellow,
He sleeps on my bed with his head on a pillow!
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